I think I just wrote the next couple EXO songs.
I really debated posting this
A look into the mind of a parent of a kpop addict
“What the hell is an Oppa? Isn’t that a soap brand?”
“I can’t tell what gender it is…”
“They’re screaming in their room again… Do I investigate?”
“I think my child has joined a cult.”
“Why are they looking up countries that have legalized polygamy?”
“I’m scared to check the history on the computer.”
“Why are there shirtless men on the dashboard?”
“I’m not sure if my kid is gay.”
“Can’t they pick out birthday presents I can find in this country?”
“What is a tumbler? I didn’t know they got into gymnastics.”
“It sounds like English… Maybe they bit their tongue…”
“What is bubble tea and why is it on the shopping list?”
“All I said was pigeon. Why are they laughing so hard?”
“They’re talking in korean to me again… What do I do?”
“I think my child needs a therapist.”
“I think I need a therapist.”
“I don’t remember buying $500 dollars worth of eBay merchandise.”
“What are feels and why are they drowning in it?”
“Ever time I walk in their room it’s like visiting Korea itself.”
“I need an aspirin”